Friday, March 28, 2008

Top Ten laffy taffy jokes

What do you call an avid gardener?
-- Herb

Why do fish live in salt water?
--because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the man say when the picture fell on his head?
-- I've been framed!

Why did they bury the battery?
-- Because it was dead.

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
-- a pinch-hitter

What do sneezes wear on their feet?
-- ahh-shoes

What do you do when you have no rubber bands?
-- find a plastic orchestra

What did the plate say to the other plate?
-- lunch is on me.

What's brown and sticky?
-- a stick

What's red and not there?
-- no tomatoes

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21 comments:

Reed said...

Your jokes suck

Anonymous said...

your jokes suck

Reed said...

your jokes suck

Anonymous said...

awesome jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ya these do suck really bad!!

Anonymous said...

these are from Laffy Taffy

Anonymous said...

why did the tomato blush
- because it saw the salad dressing

ha im eating one right know !

Anonymous said...

These are really bad jokes. They cant be from laffy taffy jokes...cuz laffy taffy jokes are better. Sorry. But they suck.

Anonymous said...

These are the best jokes? Bull shit!

Here's one. How do you fix a broken jakolantern???

With a pumpkin patch. hahahaha

Anonymous said...

these are the worst jokes ever

Evan said...

these are stinky mcstinker panties jokes and they are stinky

Katherine said...

YOUR JOKES ROCK AND SO DO YOU! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!

Anonymous said...

you call theis joke my 86 year old grandma makes better jokes then this and shes dead

Anonymous said...

these are by far the most dumbest jokes a human being could ever make
.. Even my jokes are better & my jokes are chessy !!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting these jokes. IT was my choice to read them and you other people that say they suck well, you didn't have to read. But I bet you all read all 10 of them...

Anonymous said...

some of the people bashing the jokes need to learn proper grammer and also learn how to spell...

Anonymous said...

Proper "grammer"? That's grammar, dumbass. You really showed them.

Anonymous said...

Dumb jokes are fun. I love Laffy Taffy and appreciate your post.

Veronica O said...

um to everyone dissing on these laffy taffy jokes stfu and get a life, if you dont like them dont look at them or for them. as if you could do any better? these jokes may be lame but there actually kinda funny once you actually get it . idont know one person that doesnt look at the joke, smile and laugh, and share it. these jokes sure do put a bigg'ol smile on my face, and if they dont put one on yours? you have no sence of humor and that makes me feel bad for you.
- Veronica O.

Kgshoe said...

Oh my goodness, I just laughed so hard I was crying for 10 minutes not because the jokes were so funny, but because so many people took the time to talk about how bad they were! Thanks for the laughs!

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.

Awkward pause...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken!