What do you call an avid gardener?
Why do fish live in salt water?
--because pepper makes them sneeze
What did the man say when the picture fell on his head?
-- I've been framed!
Why did they bury the battery?
-- Because it was dead.
What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
-- a pinch-hitter
What do sneezes wear on their feet?
-- find a plastic orchestra
What did the plate say to the other plate?
-- lunch is on me.
What's brown and sticky?
-- a stick
What's red and not there?
-- no tomatoes
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