Tuesday, March 25, 2008

How to use the rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America.

Put your ad here!

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

pretty funny how the US only makes paper and beer now and oh wait i forgot we also have a great entertainment industry in los vegas