What do you call an avid gardener?
-- Herb
Why do fish live in salt water?
--because pepper makes them sneeze
What did the man say when the picture fell on his head?
-- I've been framed!
Why did they bury the battery?
-- Because it was dead.
What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
-- a pinch-hitter
What do sneezes wear on their feet?
-- ahh-shoes
-- find a plastic orchestra
What did the plate say to the other plate?
-- lunch is on me.
What's brown and sticky?
-- a stick
What's red and not there?
-- no tomatoes
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22 comments:
Your jokes suck
your jokes suck
your jokes suck
awesome jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya these do suck really bad!!
these are from Laffy Taffy
why did the tomato blush
- because it saw the salad dressing
ha im eating one right know !
These are really bad jokes. They cant be from laffy taffy jokes...cuz laffy taffy jokes are better. Sorry. But they suck.
These are the best jokes? Bull shit!
Here's one. How do you fix a broken jakolantern???
With a pumpkin patch. hahahaha
these are the worst jokes ever
these are stinky mcstinker panties jokes and they are stinky
YOUR JOKES ROCK AND SO DO YOU! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!
you call theis joke my 86 year old grandma makes better jokes then this and shes dead
these are by far the most dumbest jokes a human being could ever make
.. Even my jokes are better & my jokes are chessy !!
Thanks for posting these jokes. IT was my choice to read them and you other people that say they suck well, you didn't have to read. But I bet you all read all 10 of them...
some of the people bashing the jokes need to learn proper grammer and also learn how to spell...
Proper "grammer"? That's grammar, dumbass. You really showed them.
Dumb jokes are fun. I love Laffy Taffy and appreciate your post.
um to everyone dissing on these laffy taffy jokes stfu and get a life, if you dont like them dont look at them or for them. as if you could do any better? these jokes may be lame but there actually kinda funny once you actually get it . idont know one person that doesnt look at the joke, smile and laugh, and share it. these jokes sure do put a bigg'ol smile on my face, and if they dont put one on yours? you have no sence of humor and that makes me feel bad for you.
- Veronica O.
Oh my goodness, I just laughed so hard I was crying for 10 minutes not because the jokes were so funny, but because so many people took the time to talk about how bad they were! Thanks for the laughs!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Awkward pause...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did the tree say to the fire?
You sure burn me up!!
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